Tuesday’s Tease (on a Wednesday): iKON, ASTRO and One Very Dead Zombie

I know I’m a day late with this week’s “Tease” (Blame it on a super-ridiculously-busy week and a sudden urge to completely transform my backyard…) but I’m hoping I’ll be able to make things up to you with some pretty darn amazing teasers. (Well, I think they’re amazing anyway so I’m hoping you do too.) *fingers crossed*

I’m actually struggling as I write this, not because I don’t know what to say but because I don’t know where to start. I finally had a minute to sit down and check out what I’ve missed these past few days and OH MY GIDDY FLIPPING FLYING MONKEY! I almost fell out of my chair, I was hit so hard by all the feels!

The first thing I ran into this afternoon was iKON’s little teaser film, “New Kids: Begin.” I’m not even gonna try to pretend that I was able to keep my cool because I didn’t. Not even a little bit.

Nope! I’m still not able to talk about this without breaking into a whole lot of incoherent squeals. All I can say is, I’m so freaking excited for this comeback I may actually explode before the album drops simply because the excitement building up as I wait for the 22nd may become too much for me to contain. If I do die before this album drops, will someone please tell Bobby and Junhoe how much I loved them? Thanks!

Because being hit upside the head by iKON wasn’t enough for me, I had to continue my quest to catch up on everything I’ve been missing these past few days and what do I find??? Freaking ASTRO and all their flipping photos of death! GOOD GRIEF BOYS! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME!?! DON’T YOU KNOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME SOME SORT OF WARNING BEFORE YOU STOP MY HEART!!!

Apparently they don’t care if they loose a noona or two with the comeback.

Nope. They don’t care at all.

*sobs*

You know what? I actually had to stop looking up comebacks after this ASTRO assault. The combination of them and iKON is just too much for me to handle right now. Of course that didn’t stop me from catching wind of some rumors that Boyfriend may be making a comeback either later this month or sometime in June. (Dear gracious, I hope that’s true!) And FT Island, and Highlight, and GDragon, and MAP6, and 24K, and Sistar, and INFINITE, and IMFACT, and KNK and Mamamoo and UKISS and Pentagon and Hyuna and Rain and Taeyang and OH MY GRACIOUS! HOW AM I EVER GONNA SURVIVE THESE NEXT TWO MONTHS!?!

Maybe if I talk about dramas for a minute or two, I can actually try to get my heart to stop trying to pound its way out of my chest…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was such a silly thing for me to think!

GAH! I’m so flipping excited for this drama to start, it’s not even funny! I adore Park Seo Joon. His smile makes the world a better place and he seems to have such great chemistry with Kim Ji Won, I can’t help but be excited about this drama. Oh! Why oh why can’t it start airing today!?!

I think it may be better for me to just end things here. Clearly, being out of it these past few days hasn’t done me any good. Just stopping by for a second, to try to catch up on things has nearly done me in! If there’s a comeback or drama you’re looking forward to, please let me know all about it in the comments below!