So we all know BTS is scheduled to make a comeback at the end of this month and OH HOLY FLIP! I’m so dang excited I feel like I’m gonna explode! I mean is there an ARMY in the world who isn’t on the verge of dying at the moment? Surely I’m not alone in my fangirl freak-out! Am I?
For me, the promise of a new mini-album is itself enough of a reason to go skipping around the room in a happy fangirl tizzy. 
I’m so in love with Bangtan’s music, the fact I’m soon going to have another album to add to my playlist makes me want to squee incessantly, especially after watching to the comeback trailer BTS released last Friday. OH MY WORD! I watched that trailer and instantly melted into a quivering puddle of fangirl goo. I just couldn’t help myself. I mean have you heard it!?!
OH DEAR GRACIOUS! I’ve been in love with Suga’s rapping for ages but listening to him in this comeback trailer… Oh help! 
I can’t get over the depth of emotion he conveys in his rapping and the passion in his lyrics. He always finds a way to hit me at my very core and this time is no exception. What kills me is that I’m swooning this hard over a teaser. IT’S JUST THE TEASER! What the heck is going to happen to me when I get my hands on the entire album? Crikey! Someone’s gonna have to resuscitate me!
If the comeback trailer wasn’t enough to make me swoon like the fangirl that I am, 
the teaser pictures these boys have been releasing over the past few days have definitely done the trick. DEAR SWEET BABY MONKEYS! Are these boys trying to kill their fans before their comeback!?! Don’t they want to keep us around at least until after their tour? I mean dead ARMYs don’t buy concert tickets! (Just saying…)
Of course I’m not gonna complain if these boys want to tease me to death with more pictures. 
There are certainly worse ways to die! I just wish I’d had a little warning before my timelines were flooded by these ridiculously incredible pics. I’m old here people! My heart can’t take a sudden attack of feels like this! I saw the first group of pics released and very nearly fell out of my chair and I fared even worse with the next two sets! HOLY BUCKETS!
To say I’m looking forward to this comeback would be an incredibly gross understatement. 
I’m dying for this mini-album and of course there are going to be two versions of this album released which means I have to agonize over which version to buy. The fangirl in me will try to talk my more reasonable side into only buying both versions and the rational side of me will tell me I only need one copy to be happy. I’m sure my more rational side probably win but the war between these two is gonna be fierce! (My inner fangirl still hasn’t given up in trying to convince my rational self to buy the black version of GOT7’s Identify but that’s a whole other story!)
While my two sides duke it out, the rest of me will be sitting here, dying over pics and counting the days until this album is released while simultaneously freaking out from the massive attack of nerves I’m battling as the days to BTS’ concert tickets go on sale. 
(What can I say? I’m a champion multi-tasker!) The fear of not getting tickets to this concert is so real, I’m beginning to lose sleep at night and I’m can’t help but wonder why the heck I do this to myself every. single. time. a concert comes to Chicago. (If I ever come up with an answer to this question, I’ll let you know.) I tell ya, the life of a fangirl isn’t an easy one but hey, at least I’m never bored! Overly excited, spazzy and nervous as heck? Yes. But bored? NEVER! (Though I may need to lay off the coffee until after I have my tickets to this show. The extra buzz is taking my spazz to a whole new level of crazy! Or maybe I’ve always been this crazy and the caffeine is just bringing it out more???)
I could go on and on about how much I love BTS and how I can’t wait for this comeback and how so very mesmerized I am by these teaser pics but I’m sure you’re sick of my squeeing so I’ll stop. 
(For now.) Instead I’ll let you continue the fangirl freaking out by leaving comments below. It’d be nice to know I’m not the only one hyperventilating over this comeback, dying over these pictures and totally stressing out over the impending ticket sales. (Seriously! After Saturday, I’m gonna need some serious therapy!)